March 2012
bonestraightyaki:
Im furious im mad about ten maybe twelve things
The Gyration
seinfelt:
Jerry has an audience that screams in horror instead of laughing. Elaine comes home from work to find a dead man in her bathtub. Kramer can’t stop gyrating, and grows convinced the Earth is undergoing a polarity shift. George infuriates his parents so much during an argument in a restaurant that his dad tackles him to the floor and gives him a spanking. Newman is arrested for trying to...
svartdod:
I can’t think of anything more vile and repulsive and pathetic and pitiful than a human being If you look at roads or cement sidewalks there are cracks in them and sometimes weeds coming through and moss can grow on street lights and plants can destroy anything Life is futile and I can’t believe I have to do it
2 tags
raising an arm to the level of your head and actually feeling the circulation/muscle become super weak and cold feeling
people
thinking you have skin cancer
thinking you have schizophrenia
post roll
when you step on a thumb tack and curse and wiggle your foot around before pulling it out but the wiggling just makes it hurt more
when your neck muscles don’t want to support your skull weight any longer